Regret is one of those things that we all experience at one time or another. In a moment of stomach-dropping regret you feel like your world is collapsing (or you're not as dramatic as me and the plates of your world are only slightly vibrating). But, fear not! Regret is temporary and I'm going to …
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If you’ve ever had a conversation with me IRL, or read through my previous articles, you'll know that I live my life in accordance with Legally Blonde. But I have a confession… Legally Blonde is not the only movie from which I draw inspiration for my life. Although it guides my professional pursuits and gives …
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Why can’t we be friends? The lyrics of legendary band Smash Mouth's 1997 song [yes, I know WAR did it first but Smash Mouth is iconic] and a question I have found myself asking way too many times this past month. Lately, I feel like I’m trapped inside “When Harry Met Sally”, minus Meg Ryan's insanely …
If you know me at all, you’ll know that my go-to Saturday night (ok, every night) activity is curling up in my bed at 7pm re-watching episodes of Law and Order that I’ve seen over a thousand times. You're probably thinking to yourself, “wow Jordyn, that’s pretty loser-ish of you. Why don’t you do normal …
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September. Whether you just started university, moved to a new city, moved into your own place (which is currently being shared with some mice that are less than welcomed guests) or have to change your go-to Starbucks drink from a $3.40 iced coffee to a $7 pumpkin spice latte, September is a time of drastic …
As a frequent essay writer, I’m always searching for new words to enhance my writing and to trick my professor into thinking that I’m smarter than I am impress my professor. My obsessive thesaurus usage has not only bumped up my grades on papers, but also led to my everyday vocabulary morphing into a mixture of a …
A week ago I was sitting with friends pre-ing for the bar (for reference, and as I explained to my dad, a pre is the hour before you go to the bar, during which time you drink store bought alcohol so you can avoid spending excess money at said bar). Everyone was drinking and having …
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